To the delight of the crowd, Jamie Hayter defeated Toni Storm to win the Interim AEW Women’s World Championship at Full Gear. Storm won the Interim Women’s World Championship after regular Women’s World Champion Thunder Rosa was injured, but even before that, the crowd has wanted Hayter to rise to the top. They finally got what they wanted tonight when Hayter won her first title in AEW, and The Chadster hopes Tony Khan knows what he’s doing. When you give the fans what they want, they expect to get it all the time. That’s why Vince McMahon always knew that you should always give the fans the opposite of what they want so that they understand who is boss. But Tony Khan is an idiot who doesn’t understand the first thing about the wrestling business.
Welcome to The Chadster’s live coverage of AEW Full Gear. As the only unbiased journalist in all of pro wrestling, The Chadster is here to give you his honest, objective opinion on tonight’s PPV. And The Chadster’s opinion is that it stinks! Tony Khan is booking this show for the sole purpose of RUINING THE CHADSTER’S LIFE, and The Chadster doesn’t think that’s fair at all!
Toni Storm (c) vs. Jamie Hayter
At this time of night, a typical WWE PPV would be ending. Ironically, if this was a WWE PPV, The Chadster wouldn’t want it to end. The Chadster would want the WWE PPV to go on forever and ever, with The Chadster watching it. That would be heaven to The Chadster… and endless WWE PPV… in Saudi Arabia.
But this is an AEW PPV, and The Chadster wishes it would end, but it won’t. That’s because Tony Khan makes the PPVs longer just to spite The Chadster. He doesn’t want The Chadster to sleep because if The Chadster gets more sleep, he will be even better his job of being the only unbiased reporter in all of wrestling journalism and exposing AEW for the conspiracy to RUIN THE CHADSTER’S LIFE AND BREAK UP HIS MARRIAGE that anyone can clearly see it is.
And if you need any more proof, just look at this match. AEW takes a lot of criticism for lackluster attention to the women’s division, but this match between Toni Storm and Jamie Hayter was not only the best match of the night so far, but the crowd was hotter for it than any other match of the night to this point.
AEW fans love Jamie Hayter and they were behind her winning. The match was fast-paced and hard-hitting. It had lots of false finishes, and Toni Storm had her nose bloodied during it. Hayter finally won with lots of interference from Rebel and Britt Baker.
The crowd was so happy when Hayer won, but The Chadster was cheesed off. Dominance in women’s wrestling is one of the few areas where nobody even tried to claim WWE wasn’t better, but matches like this undermine WWE’s authority, which is just so disrespectful. When Hayer won and The Chadster heard that crowd reaction, he dumped a can of White Claw Seltzer right over his own head. That’s how upset The Chadster was. Now The Chadster is wet and The Chadster is sticky and it’s all Tony Khan’s fault! Aughh man! So unfair!
Watch highlights from the match below.
AEW Full Gear Coverage on Bleeding Cool
Coverage of AEW Full Gear is being brought to you today by The Chadster, against The Chadster’s wishes. The Chadster would love nothing more than to enjoy his Saturday in peace without Tony Khan’s obsession with The Chadster bleeding into every aspect of The Chadster’s life, but unfortunately, The Chadster’s bosses at Bleeding Cool are apparently on Tony Khan’s payroll because they’re forcing The Chadster to cover the PPV.
AEW Full Gear is taking place right now in Newark, New Jersey. Here’s the lineup for the show right now, besides Death Triangle vs. The Elite. Jungle Boy takes on Luchasaurus in a steel cage. Darby Allin and Sting face Jeff Jarrett and Jay Lethal in a tag team match. Saraya returns to the ring to face Britt Baker. The Elite are back in AEW and will challenge Death Triangle for the AEW World Trios Championships at Full Gear. Chris Jericho defends the ROH Championship against Bryan Danielson, Claudio Castagnoli, and Sammy Guevara in a four-way match. Wardlow defends the TNT Championship against Samoa Joe and Powerhouse Hobbs in a triple threat. Jade Cargill defends the TBS Championship against Nyla Rose. The Acclaimed defend the AEW Tag Team Championships against Swerve in our Glory. Toni Storm defends the Interim AEW Women’s World Championship against Jamie Hayter. And Jon Moxley defends the AEW World Championship against MJF.
For more live coverage of AEW Full Gear, and information on how to watch, head to this hub page, though The Chadster wishes you would do literally anything else.